You recall that time GWB was flown onto an aircraft carrier moored a couple of miles of the US coast to declare the war in Iraq over. He arrived is a flight suit. If Australia's Prime Minister of the day, regardless of political persuasion, had attempted a stunt like that he would have been universally regarded as a wanker. The Green Man acknowledges, however, that American culture is somewhat different to Australian culture in these matters, as evidenced by the production of a doll to comemorate the event.

It is hard for The Green Man to imagine a productive use for such a doll which clearly points to a lack of imagination on the part of The Green Man because the innovative folks at Bush Yoga have the mighty commander in chief of the freeist nation of the world in a variety of ancient yoga positions.

It sets The Green Man a pondering,

"Was the doll designed to cater for such positions or have some fiendish operations been performed upon it?"

"Is it anatomically correct and, if so, there must some unexpected wear and tear on certain parts"

It is positively unAmerican.